cozmicbutthole

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humor

*CHECK MOON/MERCURY*
*your sign may appear twice*
storytelling
they make you laugh with anecdotes
LEO, aquarius, aries, taurus, GEMINI
exaggeration
they embellish stories and situations to make them funnier
PISCES, aquarius, libra, ARIES
dry humor
deadpan and straight-faced, they’re sarcastic and have an edge to their jokes
scorpio, CAPRICORN, CANCER, VIRGO
situational
make jokes out of things around them
pisces, sagittarius, gemini

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Anonymous :
What placements do you think would indicate someone having no chill, violent, argumentative af, super mean and hurtful etc even though they are usually known for being really nice (until someone pushes them) bc people always say I'm sweet and caring af but they are terrified of my angry side bc I'm RUTHLESS AF when provoked 😂

ayyries:

Sounds like a classic Cancer to me lol